For only pennies a day...

....YOU can help Sally Strothers and Her Three Chins feed a starving kid in Africa who will only see about 3% of whatever you donate, because Sally's donut bill will take the other 97%.

OR....you can donate to me, Keith the Awesome, Bass Player Extraordinare and Mastermind of Creative Ideas, and I will save your hard-earned pennies and nickels to send these two goons to...tada...ballroom dancing classes.

*ATTENTION*
You must click on the pic below to enjoy/endure the full glory!!!

WARNING
Senior Upper Middle Management is not responsible for any seizures that may occur

I mean, come ON. You have to see how important it is they they get some kind of instruction. If they keep this up, all of us who see this terrible tragedy (aka Chris and Cliff dancing) will suffer immediate seizures and possibly death, with absolutely no assault sporking or overindulgence of JaegerBombs involved in any way. And that just ain't right; if I'm gonna kick the bucket, there better be a spork, some booze, or a hot woman wearing me out involved, haha.

So please....dig deep into your hearts and pockets (past the lint and gum wrappers) and find it in your soul to donate whatever you can, so I can immediately sign these two up for "Getting In Touch With Your Feminine Side: Ballroom Dancing for Idjits" down at the Y immediately. And your donation will even be tax-deductible, I promise.

xoxo
Keith