Top Ten Reasons You Should....

....come see us at Firewater this weekend. 10. Colin is offering free mustache rides (ladies only, sorry)

9. We might actually have CDs and T-shirts for sale, unlike last weekend in Denton when we all forgot to load them in the van. Doh.

8. I'll shank you with the Mark-VII Attack Spork (with titanium folding bayonet and laser sight attachments) if you don't.

7. I will buy everyone a shot.

6. Let me rephrase...I will buy everyone a shot...with Chris' credit card.

5. We will be hosting a "Best Boobs" contest and since we are sure we'll get swarmed by applicants, we might need YOUR help in the hands-on judging contest.

4. You just might get to see me rocking Pinkasaurus Rex again. You never know when the last time may be....

3. Britney Spears called and challenged Chris to a "Bald Off".

2. It's Cliff's girl Gypsy's last day in the States before she moves to Mozambique or Bangladesh or wherever the hell she's moving to, so come out and par-taaaay with her before she bails

and the number one reason you should come see monkeyshyne at Firewater this Saturday night.....
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1. Oz promised he would get naked on stage if someone called him "Los Grande Burrito".