how soon you forget.....

As you may have heard through Chris' gloating blog, he finally beat me, for the first time EVER, at golf yesterday. Well, I gots only one thing to say....

"The sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while".

Let me point out some key facts about yesterday's round:

1. He has never beaten me before, I have always kicked his sorry little ass before, and he is still way behind me in our Monkeyshyne World Series of Golf (Oz isn't allowed to play because he would win, and we don't want that, and Colin thinks golf is for sissy men, so it's really just the Keith and Chris World Series of Golf. Notice I put my name first before Chris, because I am a better golfer than him overall, plus I have a better ass, and lastly because I just felt like putting my name first).
2. On the hole after his God-felt-sorry-for-him Miracle Putt, he hits this horrible shot way off to the right of the green...and it hits this metal light pole and shoots 20 yards back towards the green. Arrrgh,
3. When I was too far away to do anything about it, he licked my putter handle, so whenever I putted, I just wanted to drop it as fast as I could, so I missed some easy ones due to his treachery.
4. Did I mention I had whipped his ass every time before?
5. If it wasn't for me giving you a putting tip, we would probably still be on the 4th hole, watching you 182-putt that par-4 for a sparkling 186. On one hole.

So go ahead and have your day in the sun. Just make sure you apply some SPF-40 to your head so you don't get burned.

Next time it's on. No mercy. I will put on my iPod on playing "Seek and Destroy" from Metallica on loop-play, and it'll be over before the end of the first hole, beeyotch.