Episode IX: Attack of the Sporks

Holy crap! There is actually a semi-official spork website out there....although I was very upset to see that they did not mention my famous Mk-VII Attack Spork (with laser sight and bayonet attachment). I will have to visit their corporate website headquarters, and spork them repeatedly in the jugular until they see the humongous error of their ways.

http://sonic.net/~ian/Spork/spork.faq.html

So anyway, there are two new songs from our new CD "Last Stand" on our myspace page at www.myspace.com/monkeyshyne. It seems like a year ago that we were sweating it out (literally) in the studio, so it's nice to hear the final product. Feel free to check them out...I'll find out if you don't. And then, one night, while you're snoozing happily away, thinking you're safe and sound in your little bed, I will low crawl in with my trusty spork in my teeth ala Rambo and, well, it'll be all over. Next thing you know, you'll be chatting with St. Peter (or Buddha/Mohammed/Captain Crunch, whatever your preferred deity is).

As Jennifer and Tricia from Tyler know, it is not wise to anger the spork...