ok, that's it...I must vent!

As you all may know, us monkeyboys (with one Oz notable exception Oz who will Oz remain nameless Oz) are all on myspace....I originally got on there because of the band, and I now also keep in touch with new friends, old friends from all over, and people I used to be in the Air Force with. It's also a great tool for keeping up with shows from other bands....you can see where band X is playing at on Y date, so on and so forth.

But there's one BAD thing about myspace (well, besides that damn "Sorry! We have encountered a technical error! This message has been forwarded to our lazy ass technical department!" message). Bulletins. EVIL bulletins. Ok, well they're not all evil, some are downright funny as hell...but I'm getting tired of seeing these sappy lovey-dovey bulletins float around.

Oops...where did that come from? Anyway, the latest sappy one listed 50 things a guy should do for a girl. I've seen this bulletin posted literally 20 times before, all by women (SURPRISE! haha) but one of them made me almost barf a little in the back of my throat :)

"Give her the world". Oh come on now, that's a bit much, don't you think?? And then I thought, hey this would be a funny situation....



Dude (D): Umm hey I got you something.
Chick (C): Really? Is it sparkly and shiny???
D: Well, I guess certain parts of it could be, if the electricity is on.
C: Really? Is it diamond earrings? An engagement ring?
D: Uh no. It's even better!
C: (squealing and jumping up and down) really honey? is it tickets to Paris? My own pony??
D: No...I'm giving you the world!!!
C: What?
D: (whips out Earth from behind his back and thumps it down on Chick's shoulders, nearly crushing her to death, and her pet Yorkie Sadie-poo as well) there you go baby, I gave you the world!
C: Ooof! (topples over and is crushed to death by Sri Lanka)

So ladies...be careful what you wish for!