The Season of Giving....

I thought that today I would write about the gifts that I gave all of the guys for Christmas before THEY wrote about them and how wonderful they were. I don't want them to steal my thunder, so heeeeeeeere we go...

As you all may know, we spend a lot of time cruising the mean streets of Texas in Run Run the Magic Bus. When you get 4 guys, 5 if Cliff or Scott are along, in an enclosed space for a long time, thinks can get...pleasantly odorous. So as we are about to undertake going on the road again, I decided I couldn't take much more of the butt exhaust of my fellow monkeydoods, so I bought the following gifts....

First, a box of charcoal-lined breathing masks...so everything just smells like charcoal. Which is not the greatest smell, but is generally way better than the inside of our van after a long ride.

Then I thought that maybe Run Run was getting tired of getting airbiscuited on, so I got some of these extra big odor-absorbing pads to tape onto her seats (using only the best duct tape available, of course)!

Then, the best present of ALL...personal Butt Deodorizing Pads!!!

I got the extra pad refills too....are these genius or what? Just use the patented charcoal deodorizer pad and adhesive thingie, and we can have odor-free "emissions"!!! And all will be happy in monkeyland once again.

And for the record...yes, these are REAL products. Just go to the Flat-D website and see for yourself! Think of what great stocking stuffers these would be for next Christmas/Hanukhah/Kwanzaa!