this just in!

Due to some internal bickering (I told Oz that I would not, repeat NOT rub flavored baby oil his wounded hip flexor) and arguing (Colin and Chris could not agree on who the most badass Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger was....I hear Chris voted for pink though) we have decided to shake things up a bit. So starting next weekend, we have decided that since we are immensely talented musicians, that we would play a series of shows with each of us playing a different instrument....

First there is Chris....he has long had string-is envy with my bass, and I will just keep it PG-rated at that. Something about more wood...I just don't know what he meant. But here he is, letting his inner Geddy Lee out! I think Chris looks pimptastic in black. Kind of like a sinister bald Gene Simmons, huh? Chris is ready to rock 'n roll all night! Especially if he and Colin get to spoon in the van on the way home from gigs.





And then we have The Oz....long has he watched Colin pound and bash on his drumset, not to mention his admiration for Colin's clever and thoughtful dynamics and double-bass pedal work...so now he gets to pound the skins! Go Oz go!!!!! Not to mention he will have a full unobstructed view of all of our butts as we play, and I think he is stoked about this, but shh, keep that quiet.




For a long time, Big Colin has pined for the chance to let his soft inner delicate side show and croon some sweet, sweet love songs to all of the ladies in the limelight instead of being trapped behind his drums....it looks like his dream has come true. Look at how sensitive and emo he looks here, aww ladies I know you want some of that!



And last but not least, yours truly, your friendly neighborhood bass player. Seeing as the bass is the true foundation of any band (as any bassist will tell you, and we are right at least 4 out of 100 times) I have no real desire to play guitar or sing, it goes against my non-primadonna nature. But man do I like pimp in all white. So pimp that I appear to be rubbing my own ass because I can't keep my hands off myself!!!


So there you have it. Come check us out work some magic and our next few shows, you will be in for an unforgettable show!

p.s. I would like to point out that the word 'unforgettable' does not necessarily mean "good", hahahaha, but I digress.