what the?

Apparently Chris' hair-trigger temper and deep-seated subconscious desire to wear leather and sing in a falsetto have gotten the best of him, and he has decided to follow in Rob Halford's footsteps (in more ways than one, from what I hear). So everyone bow your heads, and try to catch as many gigs as you can with Chris before he leaves to go form Wyldd Wikkyd Evvyl or whatever consonant-challenged band he's going to play in....

...and let's welcome Graham, shall we? Can he cut it as the newest monkeyboy? Only time will tell....although we have to apparently break him of him thinking that his alter-ego is "Breathie Smurf" and find him a good Blue Face Support Group....