Well....

I can't POSSIBLY outdo Colin for a wacky headline after his latest one, go see for yourself.. I'll just stick with "Well....."

I think I had quite possibly one of the best damn meals I've ever had in my life Saturday night at Shogun in Wichita Falls...Johnny worked some hibachi magic and just tore it up, I mean he made Tom Cruise from Cocktail look like a pantywaist. Oh wait, Tom Cruise IS a pantywaist....photographic proof! Although apparently he has Dark Jedi Powers, so I won't talk too much smack about him before he turns me into a fire hydrant in the middle of a dog kennel, that would not be a good thing.

Anyway, Johnny cooked us one helluva meal, and the show that went with it was amazing. I mean seriously, if you're ever in Wichita Falls you gotta go see him do his thing at his restaurant Shogun. Frigging amazing. And the food is outstanding, you will not be disappointed.

I also noticed, that while I was driving the Monkeyshyne van to Wichita Falls (which is always a hair-raising experience, you always wonder if something is going to explode on it at any given minute) that I was eating Chili Cheese Fritos again on the way to Wichita Falls. Does Frito-Lays have some space beam shooting subliminal messages to me to eat their Chili Cheese Fritos on the way to WF? Or maybe it's just Tom Cruise using his Evil Jedi mind tricks on me already.

So we get this great pic of us from the other night after we were done tearing it up...I thought "hey that's a cool picture of us and Ginger and Steph (some of our biggest fans) and then I notice COLIN TRYING TO TONGUE MY EAR!!! So if you come and say hi to me at a show and you notice a thing of rat poison in my right ear, you'll know I'm trying to deter his deplorable behavior. Drummers...can't take 'em anywhere! (just kidding, brother).

We'll be back in WF on May 12th at the Iron Horse....so you know that if you look real close, you will see Chili Cheese Frito crumbs on me somewhere. Damn you, Tom Cruise.