if you looked really closely....

....you would have seen yours truly come off the bench last night in the Mavs' win against the Scrubs, I mean Spurs, haha. I may only appear to be 6 feet tall, but it's just a trick of lighting and I slouch when I play, I'm really 6'11". I am a baller from way back, I used to school Shaq when we were kids, but then he started stealing my lunch money for extra portions of meat loaf and taters at the school cafeteria and he bulked up, the little dirtbag. I'll see him in the Finals and we'll talk who's the boss.

But anyway, right when it looked like the Spurs were gonna pull it out, Avery said, "Keith, get in there! Make Papa proud, or I will force you to listen to Air Supply for three days straight!" and as that made my stomach churn, I went out and threw down the game-winning monster dunk...the rest is history.